Comparing databases is hard. There are plenty of well-established benchmarking suites out there, and plenty of people with more experience doing it. But at some point, if you need to understand how a database behaves under your workload on your hardware, you end up running the tests yourself. Vendor benchmarks, Stack Overflow threads, and even LLM-generated answers all have their limits — they can point you in a direction, but they can't replace your own measurements.

Stroppy is a tool we've been building to make that hands-on testing more practical. It's built on top of k6, the load testing framework, and focuses on database stress testing with parameterized SQL, data generation, and a pluggable driver model.

This post is a walkthrough of our first attempt at running Stroppy against two databases at once: PostgreSQL and MySQL, both with completely stock configurations, running a TPC-C-derived workload for 30 minutes per test. It's not a proper benchmark — more of a practice run to shake out the tooling. Along the way, we'll cover how we added MySQL support, why running 16 sequential tests by hand quickly becomes impractical, and what happens when your test VM runs out of disk space mid-run.